A junk-mail envelope felt to touch as if it had some sort of a card inside, and my curiosity took upper hand. As it turned out, a run-of-the-mill “invitation” was accompanied by the following:

How do I end up on their mailing list, I’d like to know!?
You were born before 1968. Which means you can’t be turned down for life insurance, you know.
I got a plethera of those things right before & just after my 50th birthday. Still haven’t joined. That & life insurance offers.
I know why: because you stayed in my house for 2 months.
They mailed me the same invitation almost each months, your dad is still rejected it, and i am thinking: let send them this $ 10.00, may be they
will stop to bother me? On the other hand, I am afraid that a new offer will be issued-all this guys always creative.
But with us it is understandable: we are senior citizens, and almost close to retirement. Mama.