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Archive for January, 2008

31
Jan

Have you heard the one about square watermelon?

This is not exactly news anymore, but I only came across this today for the very first time. Actually, a different article was circulated today at work, seemingly with the goal of stimulating discussion about innovation.

My initial reaction was April Fools’ Day come early this year. But then I found that the product was in the news since 2001 or so…

Apparently, a few years ago, the EU started regulating size and curvature of bananas. I have a feeling that the square watermelon gave the bureaucrats a lot to be concerned about. No word on square apples or potatoes as yet.

30
Jan

Smart or Stoopid?

Cool little test.

I scored 24, which was 37.8% above average of all others who have taken it.

The test cover on the bottom suggests that only stupid people will consider this test a measure of intelligence, while intelligent people will consider it a measure of stupidity. Since I hope I belong to the latter classification, I have to conclude that I am almost entirely not at all stupid. In fact, the only thing that I feel stupid about is not knowing which country Carlsberg beer comes from (and guessing wrong). Come to think of it, I think I answered every other question correctly… [contorting the body to pat myself on the back]…

Thanks to little brother again.

30
Jan

Plasticine Crow (subtitled)

This is an all-time favorite animated short of my youth. The subtitles are rather funny if you understand the original lyrics, but they are also reasonably presented so that my non-Russian-speaking readers can enjoy the video themselves. I would go as far as to posit that it is probably visually enjoyable even when you don’t understand the text at all.

 

 

Via brother.

29
Jan

Movie review: Casablanca

 

Casablanca poster

 
Well, the secret is out: I am calling myself some kind of movie reviewer, yet I have never watched Casablanca before. Guilty as charged! Never came across its showing at an opportune time, and never bothered to rent it.

But a recent conversation with my friend Jason, who is miles ahead of me as far as movie knowledge is concerned, spurred me to fill the gap in my cinematic education. So, a couple of days ago, Natasha and I watched the famous movie.

And, to my chagrin, I was left underwhelmed.
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28
Jan

Phone calls abroad

I have written before (say, here) about the calling plan that we have in the UK. The name of the plan is TalkTalk and it is with the company called Carphone Warehouse. For a basic monthly charge of £20, we do not pay anything at all for landline calls. And not only within the UK, but also within 35 other countries (pretty much all of Europe, plus Canada, Australia, New Zealand and, most importantly, the US). Calls to mobiles and to toll service lines are extra, but that amounts to a minuscule amount, while allowing us practically unlimited phone time with friends and family. (There is a 69-minute limit, after which the charges start accruing, but simply hang up, redial, and you have yourself another hour-plus of free talk).

Except, Russia is not one of the 35 countries covered by the free service and is quite costly to call. Natasha, obviously, regularly calls her family there, and the frequency of her calls has understandably increased of late. At something around 60p a minute, though, lengthy frequent calls would run us huge charges…

The solution? Easy. Buy an American calling card that gives you 400 minutes for $5, and dial through its US-based access number. Since calling the US is free for us, the cost of the call is exactly what it would be by using the calling card from, say, a New Jersey landline. Ingenious!

Of course, these calling cards never deliver on their promise, and with hidden charges and what not, you probably only get 100 minutes or so, but the difference between 5¢ and 60p per minute is quite considerable, wouldn’t you say?

27
Jan

Website changes and blog software

I have spent the good portion of the weekend moving our Travelog onto a different platform. The results can be found by clicking the link on the left, or here if you prefer. As of this moment, the content is almost exactly the same as what it was before the move, with just one important addition: I made public the overall Destinations Rating exercise that I have started putting together several weeks ago; it can be found by clicking “Destinations” link at the top of the new Travelog.

Please check it out and let me know what you think. I will also appreciate any bug reports - I don’t doubt that, in the true manner of a seasoned software developer, I have left bugs to be discovered during UAT :)

Anyone who is interested in an off-the-cuff comparison of two different blogging platforms, please read on.
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26
Jan

An adventurer, apparently

Another time-waster that has been sitting in the queue for quite some time.
 


Your Travel Personality Is: The Adventurer

For you, travel is how you learn about the world. And you like to learn the stuff that’s not in guidebooks.
You truly have wanderlust. When you’re not traveling, you’re dreaming about where you’ll go next.
And your travels are truly legendary - they leave you with stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life!

 
The funny thing is that I came across this test via Jason, and his results were “sophisticated”, “cultured”, “educated”, which is how I would like to view myself. Apparently not!

25
Jan

Before weekend

Becky is away on a sleepover to a classmate, and there are three 7-year-olds running like crazy and shouting in one of our downstairs salons. It appears that my erstwhile protestations to the contrary notwithstanding (last surfacing here), at least the kids are well set as far as establishing themselves socially.

It also appears that the weekend is upon us. It could not have come any sooner, as I feel I am behind on my weekly sleep quota by at least 10 hours. Which means that tomorrow morning, my eyes are going to pop open at around 7:45, and any further attempts to catch up on my sleep will prove utterly futile…
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23
Jan

The joys of recycling

 

recycle    I believe that the global climate change is real, and I agree with those who say that humankind in our age greatly affects the climate in less than positive way. I will even argue - strongly, but not vehemently, - that putting environmental causes on government agendas is the only way to affect the issue in a meaningful way.

Well, true, I drive an SUV. And use as much electricity in the house as I think needed, not as some conservationist guidelines dictate. But I recycle. Doesn’t that, coupled with the fact that I believe Al Gore, qualifies as being environment-conscious?

Ah, the recycling. Looking after the environment as much as I do, I certainly do not expect myself to go out of the way to sort my refuse along the lines of paper separately, glass separately, plastic separately, tin separately, and so on, as one of my friends once told me he was more than happy to do. Making sure that bottle caps do not contaminate the bin with plastic bottles is a bit too bothersome for me to care about.

In New Jersey, newspapers had to be separated from other paper, and plastic/glass/tin recyclables were all dumped into one bin. Easy enough. But now I live in England, and Europeans in general are much more active in environmental causes than Americans are.

That was not apparent at first. The recycling scheme in Greenwich Council, which we happen to belong to, asked for all recyclables to be put in a single bin, no separation of any kind. Happy to do my little part in saving the environment. I’ve read all about the ludicrous enforcement of rubbish sorting rules in other municipalities, but it did not hit home.

Until now, that is. The activists on the council have changed the garbage collection rules. Only, instead of coming up with sorting guidelines, they figured out something fancier. Now, the food waste needs to be separated from everything else, and cannot be gathered into plastic bags, since, you know, those are not compostable.

I don’t know how many of my readers who share the same background with me remember the smell of exposed food waste accumulating in a garbage container for several days in a row. For those who cannot even imagine that, believe me, the smell was vile. Rodents, undoubtedly, loved it. People? Not so much.

This is what we are now faced with. Gather all food refuse into the complimentary mini-bin - lovingly called a caddy - and then empty it into the big bin that stands in our driveway, which the council will collect from us once a week, on Tuesdays. The bin does have a lid, but over time that surely will not count for much. Without finding a way to store said refuse with minimal unpleasant effects, no food preparation before Saturdays would even be possible anymore…

As far as other rubbish besides recyclables and food waste, we now need to put it into large black trash bags and leave them on the curb outside of the bins for collection. Except, such bags will be collected only biweekly, which is rather cunning if you think of it, as it makes me less willing to violate the scheme by going for concealing the aforementioned food waste in a black bag.

Short of weekly thorough cleaning of our food waste bin - and who wants to do that!? - we need to get biodegradable paper bags for the food refuse to make the new procedure tolerable. Of course, paper bags cannot be found in supermarkets, and while the council advertises selling them, it is impossible to reach the phone order line. A small inconvenience big enough to put one off saving the environment forever.

How do you do your part?

22
Jan

Movie review: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

 

Perfume USA poster

 
   I should note right from the start that I probably would not pick up the book on which this movie is based. Nonetheless, I came across its showing on cable completely by accident and one fleeting look was enough for me to record its subsequent re-run and watch it beginning to end. Despite my natural aversion to these types of stories, I am a bit surprised to admit that Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is one of the best dramas that I watched in a long time.
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21
Jan

About street names

One of the things that I wanted to write about for a while but could not get to were the observations on the street naming practices in England. Under pretenses of clearing my backlog, here is a brief editorial.    Street Sign

 
First of all, the term street rarely appears itself in the street names outside city center. In the suburbs you are likely to find disproportionate number of roads, with occasional lanes and closes thrown in. Makes perfect sense: The street is an urban invention, and even though suburban areas are no longer villages in the true sense of the word, they retain their traditional names. (To take it one step further, the drive is an extremely uncommon designation). There is a High Street in every sizable commune, always easily recognizable by the dense concentration of small shops; this is where the Brits of old would actually get from place to place on foot; getting everywhere else required some mode of transportation - hence, roads.
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20
Jan

A slower weekend (again)

Life has a funny way of repeating itself. Almost exactly a year ago, I was writing about a weekend that had been comparatively slow at the time. Even though we have clearly adjusted our living patterns in the intervening twelve months, I could practically use that post word for word in describing this weekend.

Natasha and I did start it with a trip to by now well familiar to us St John’s Wood, where two couples of our friends who live there met with us for dinner. Three hours plus at a tapas restaurant is an excellent way to spend time, especially when only adults are present. If not for the hour-long trip in each direction, it would be even more pleasurable (ever since penning the extended suburbs-vs-city center post, I am coming down stronger and stronger on the side of city living - for an expatriate family, that is).
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18
Jan

I’m too sexy for my car…

Took two similar tests (in the spirit of asking for a second opinion) at my favorite time-waster site and ended up rather pleased with myself. Not sure what could be wrong with the other 27%, though…
 


You Are Very Sexy

Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.
You know you’re sexy, and you’re not afraid to put it all out there.
And while you’re very appealing, you’re careful not to be trashy or over the top.
Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.
You feel gorgeous, and you always try to look your best. You make the best of what you’ve got. Totally sexy!
You are open to all sorts of experiences, and you have a taste for the exotic. Your adventurous spirit is very sexy.
You accept your body as it is, and that’s sexy. If you feel attractive, you are more attractive - no matter what your shape is.
You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy.
  

You Are 73% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High

You’re very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room.
You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing.

17
Jan

Who’s your candidate

Big props to my brother and his wife for finding this fun candidate match game.

Because it asks multiple-choice questions, it feels lees simplistic than the test I wrote about in the past. Even though it limits the criteria to just six issues plus the ever important question of experience.

The funnest part is playing with weighting sliders at the end of the game. Adjusting them just so, you might be able to nudge your otherwise preferred candidate into the pole matching position.

With all of the sliders at the middle settings, Hillary ended up head and shoulders above the rest. But then I moved same-sex marriage slider all the way to zero (I honestly do not give a hoot about this so-called issue), and she dropped off my top three, never to return… In the end, I got Dodd, Biden and McCain, in that order. The first two, of course, are no longer in the race. Which leaves me, surprisingly, with the person that I respect the most in this election, whom I would certainly vote for, and who would give me a reasonable escape from my conundrum of considering myself conservative, yet agreeing with liberals on the issues that I find important. I was feeling like I was a closet liberal there for a while…

17
Jan

Suitable for all ages

Something that I wanted to post for quite a long time. While it is mildly embarrassing to not even get a PG rating, it surely means that my target demographics include all ages. Any of you kindergarten kids who read this (remember? I write at your reading level), you can assure your parents that no bad words are found here.

 

 
Tip of the hat to Brian Greenberg.

16
Jan

Kimmy the Swimmer

Have I ever mentioned that I’ve got really athletic children? I’m sure I did in passing on several occasions, although more towards Becky than her sister. Let me do this emphatically this time: I’ve got really athletic children!

Kimmy, as mentioned before, started swimming lessons at the local pool. At the sign-up, the instructor asked Natasha about Kimmy’s swimming skills. Can she swim the length of the 25-meter pool? Yes, she can. Ok, we’ll put her into an intermediate group for her age.

     fish

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15
Jan

Driver License, The End

UK driving license? Piece o’cake! After a lengthy process, which took much longer in terms of waiting than in terms of preparing or doing, and which left my wallet about £200 lighter, I am now a properly-licensed British driver as well.
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14
Jan

On Hitchhiker’s Guide and fantasy genre in general

I consider myself a well-versed fan of the fantasy literary genre (which I know sounds shallow compared to all of you Coelho-worshipping crowd). I’ve read Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, The Wheel of Time and Discworld series, the best currently continuing epic The Song of Ice and Fire and scores of lesser luminaries.

It was a bit overdue, though, that I read Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to Galaxy “trilogy” (there are five books in total).
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13
Jan

Old New Year’s weekend

The concept of the Old New Year originates in the difference between the Gregorian and Julian calendars. Because Julian holds every xx00 year to be a leap one while Gregorian allows that distinction only for those divisible by 400 (i.e., 2100 will be a leap year only in the Julian version), the former has had thirteen more February 29ths than the latter in the two thousand years since Julius Caesar founded the modern calendar. The net result is that January 1st currently comes in the Julian calendar when we are all already on January 14th.
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13
Jan

Becky’s clock

 
Continuing the topic of bragging about my daughter’s scholastic achievements, I present for your pleasure the clock that Becky designed and built at her Design Technology class. It is similar to woodshop class in the States, but not to the exclusion of plastics.

Clock by Becky

The clock is designed in Art Deco style. Both opaque and semi-transparent acrylic, MDF (medium-density fibreboard), pasteboard, and paint were all used in manufacturing of the product. A battery-operated clock mechanism makes the clock tick.

Not bad for a school project!

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